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May 5, 2012
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On one of my scoot-car tours, talked this dude into takin…
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April 12, 2012
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Shit. @robhuebel must be in town:
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April 9, 2012
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First day of shooting Hell Baby.
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April 2, 2012
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Another Leprechaun murder in the Quarter. Coincidence tha…
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March 21, 2012
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I finally found the perfect apartment!
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March 17, 2012
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In honor of the day, quietly reading Joyce's "Araby" to m…
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March 12, 2012
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Um, @jennylennon just referred to the image on my lunchbo…
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March 8, 2012
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In honor of Preston Trahan's birthday, we let the South w…
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March 8, 2012
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Dreadfully sunny. Weren't we supposed to meet here?
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March 7, 2012
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Moon over the Ursuline Convent in the French Quarter is m…
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March 6, 2012
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With the chef at @Ralphsonthepark. Turns out the secret i…
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March 3, 2012
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If there is an accordion player magazine centerfold, beho…
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February 21, 2012
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Good bye. I'll miss the Met, Lincoln Center, and the buff…
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February 11, 2012
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Fan fiction.
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January 30, 2012
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Hey @steveagee -- don't you have the reverse angle of thi…
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January 28, 2012
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This chocolate tastes like Yoda.
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January 27, 2012
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Pretty sure this Turkey Vulture just whispered "I am the …
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January 23, 2012
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Gas pump just texted this to me. Rise of the machines? Ri…
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January 2, 2012
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My son, or "The Green Knight Rises."
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December 28, 2011
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Boy, if I was gonna dress my dick up like Madeline, this …
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December 19, 2011
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Have I made an impression? Yes. Yes I have. #sexynightgua…
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December 19, 2011
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Sexy photos of my new dental night guard fitting availabl…
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December 17, 2011
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Theatre ghost. Backstage at @PFTompkins Christmas Show.
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December 13, 2011
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Alone in the video room at the chiropractor. Not sure if …
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November 19, 2011
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If a bomb went off in this room, comedy would be set back…
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November 13, 2011
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Mid-level character actor convention, backstage at @alyan…
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November 5, 2011
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Dinner with @jennylennon & @ginatakeabow is like a Vermee…
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November 3, 2011
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23 years later -- still getting up early to shoot sketche…
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October 21, 2011
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Every day at our house starts with @jennylennon in a spik…
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October 20, 2011
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2 year old son and I are blasting Vauxhall and I & making…
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October 9, 2011
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Before we were called The State, we were The New Group. O…
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October 3, 2011
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1. This is not the official, licensed one. 2. You can usu…
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September 21, 2011
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Anybody know the cash value of 1 Irish coin from 1928 & 3…
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September 12, 2011
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VERY IMPORTANT: should I save or throw away this amount o…
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September 8, 2011
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My son has inherited my Star Wars toys, and is creating i…
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August 27, 2011
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In case you're wondering if I was always a badass. The an…
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August 21, 2011
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Some glitch tripled, then lost my photo to Raineesha's bo…
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August 20, 2011
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Teaching my son that with imagination -- anything is poss…
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August 20, 2011
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Reno 911! fans might like to know that Raineesha's booty …
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August 20, 2011
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Reno 911! fans might like to know that Raineesha's booty …
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August 20, 2011
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Reno 911! fans might like to know that Raineesha's booty …
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August 18, 2011
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Ladies, hold on to your panties. Here's some of my sexy w…
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August 15, 2011
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Closer view, if it helps. Use this hashtag to claim: #tho…
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August 15, 2011
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Anybody lose some underwear in the park?
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August 12, 2011
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It takes guts to be gentle and kind -- My 2 year old son'…
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July 27, 2011
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Me and @wendimclendonco, at dinner in ATL.
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July 26, 2011
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He has no idea what's coming.
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July 25, 2011
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As a kid in Illinois, I thought everybody in California w…
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July 24, 2011
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I have some shots from #SDCC. And later I'll post the vid…
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July 21, 2011
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Wow. Those are some smooth balls.
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July 15, 2011
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Hey Central Park, you're kidding, right?
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July 13, 2011
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This sign means "Tell the button to fuck off," right?
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July 9, 2011
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In case you thought I was kidding in that last tweet. #ze…
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July 8, 2011
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Austin tonight.
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July 1, 2011
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Pretty good shot of my butt, and the President's helicopt…
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June 21, 2011
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Ran into yet another old friend in NYC tonight. (Sexy bea…
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June 19, 2011
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Believe it or not, this glass triangle at 45th and 7th Av…
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June 19, 2011
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Ran into an old friend in New York.
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June 18, 2011
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Yes that's @irinavoronina in a tiny bikini next to me on …
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June 14, 2011
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Joined @alyankovic's record and tapes club, and just got …
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June 10, 2011
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With the troops at the Guy's Choice awards. Tonight on Sp…
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June 10, 2011
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Finally met the owners of Pinks Hot Dogs.
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May 31, 2011
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In Europe, live theatre is still vibrant and thought prov…
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May 29, 2011
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Tonight at @Niecynash's wedding.
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May 28, 2011
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Update from @niecynash's wedding.
