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May 12, 2012
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Shredding up the Pacific Ocean, yeah dudes!
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February 9, 2012
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Should this sign on the comedy club where I'm doing shows…
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February 7, 2012
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I don't know how old the kid I wrote the message on this …
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January 22, 2012
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This weekend in Hawaii has been a blast- super crazy show…
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January 13, 2012
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I've got a lot of insanely dumb tattoos, but can't quite …
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December 12, 2011
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I really love this man. Happy Holidays from us both... Co…
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December 8, 2011
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Check out this crazy letter I was asked to write to my "1…
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December 7, 2011
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Just got to Seattle- look at the size of this cock!
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December 4, 2011
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Name this penis!
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November 28, 2011
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Suck on this, Armstrong!
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November 22, 2011
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I got hurt way more than usual on that Europe tour. Here'…
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November 20, 2011
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Tonight in Bergen, a guy asked me to draw a tattoo on his…
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November 20, 2011
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This shop is in the airport in Oslo- and of course I boug…
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November 19, 2011
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Chilling with Kate Moss in Norway...
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November 19, 2011
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A couple nights ago in Sweden was a bloodbath, too...
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November 17, 2011
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There is a popular line of cheap jewelry in Denmark calle…
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November 9, 2011
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It only looks a little bit like there's jizz on my face i…
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November 9, 2011
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Check out this spot in Iceland...
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November 9, 2011
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Just chillin in the locker room with the world's stronges…
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September 20, 2011
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I believe I am at the most expensive crack house on the p…
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September 12, 2011
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I should explain how this happened. I told Charlie Sheen …
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September 11, 2011
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My face is a mess. Here's a good photo.
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July 28, 2011
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This photo is missing a few people who showed up, but we …
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July 21, 2011
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Great little dinner party going on over here. Thanks for …
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July 16, 2011
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Here is Jessica, she's had this tattoo for over five year…
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July 16, 2011
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I met this girl at my show last night who has had this ta…
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June 19, 2011
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Here's my yearbook photo and quote from my senior year of…
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June 16, 2011
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Bella is a spectacular artist- check it out:
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June 13, 2011
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Thank you all for the Happy Birthday messages! Here's a v…
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June 6, 2011
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Don't miss my Bio on the Biography Channel tonight at 9/8…
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June 5, 2011
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Just following orders...
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June 5, 2011
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These fans in the bleechers on the red carpet aren't allo…
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June 1, 2011
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I love me some fart darts. Watch 3.5 now on @AmazonVideo…
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May 30, 2011
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Someone asked for a photo of Bernie's butt-mullet. He's g…
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May 21, 2011
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I was wondering how long it would be before I met another…
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May 18, 2011
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This place rules- and that was a large dinner party. Than…
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May 15, 2011
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Yeah, Melbourne! This is what I'm talking about!
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May 14, 2011
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Check out this photo of me and Tommy Lee in 1987. @MrTomm…
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May 13, 2011
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Backstage in Auckland tonight I received the greatest gif…
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May 9, 2011
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Among the 22 friends that made it to dinner was Amber, ch…
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May 9, 2011
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When I got to Mother Chu's as promised, there were only 9…
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May 1, 2011
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Thank God I get a little break now before my next shows. …
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April 28, 2011
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I just succeeded in stealing over 100,000 followers from …
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April 25, 2011
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Thank you, Texas! Now I'm headed home for two precious da…
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April 25, 2011
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Tonight's pics are up on my website. My fav is of Brian, …
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April 24, 2011
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Tonight's pics are now on my website. My favorite one is …
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April 23, 2011
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Thanks to everyone who's posted comments on my Facebook p…
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April 23, 2011
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Tonight's pics are on my site. My fav is the guy who was …
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April 22, 2011
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The photos I took with you guys after tonight's show are …
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April 17, 2011
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@NikkiSixx and I go way back, here we are in 1987:
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April 17, 2011
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Thanks to @NikkiSixx for this:
