- 12 May 2012 Shredding up the Pacific Ocean, yeah dudes!
- 09 February 2012 Should this sign on the comedy club where I'm doing shows this weekend in Missouri makes me more comfortable, or less?
- 07 February 2012 I don't know how old the kid I wrote the message on this photo to is, should I care?
Other Posts
- 22 January 2012 This weekend in Hawaii has been a blast- super crazy shows, and I learned how to surf in headstand:
- 13 January 2012 I've got a lot of insanely dumb tattoos, but can't quite figure how dumb my new one really is. What do you guys think?
- 12 December 2011 I really love this man. Happy Holidays from us both... Cock! Balls! Diarrhea!
- 08 December 2011 Check out this crazy letter I was asked to write to my "16-year-old self" for a book called "Dear Me". @dearmebook www.dearme.org/buy
- 07 December 2011 Just got to Seattle- look at the size of this cock!
- 04 December 2011 Name this penis!
- 28 November 2011 Suck on this, Armstrong!
- 22 November 2011 I got hurt way more than usual on that Europe tour. Here's a photo of a moment that I'll never forget...
- 20 November 2011 Tonight in Bergen, a guy asked me to draw a tattoo on his chest. We both agree I did a fantastic job, check it out...
- 20 November 2011 This shop is in the airport in Oslo- and of course I bought many gifts there. Best gifts ever!
- 19 November 2011 Chilling with Kate Moss in Norway...
- 19 November 2011 A couple nights ago in Sweden was a bloodbath, too...
- 09 February 2012 Should this sign on the comedy club where I'm doing shows this weekend in Missouri makes me more comfortable, or less?
- 24 April 2011 Tonight's pics are now on my website. My favorite one is of Valerie, because she brought me the world's best chewing gum. It's called "B-Fresh" and it's vegan, gluten and soy-free, and no-animal-testing is done by the people who make it. THANK YOU, VAL!!! XOXO
- 09 November 2011 It only looks a little bit like there's jizz on my face in this photo...
Other Posts
- 17 November 2011 There is a popular line of cheap jewelry in Denmark called "Schmuck Art". They have it in the airport in Copenhagen, check it out...
- 22 January 2012 This weekend in Hawaii has been a blast- super crazy shows, and I learned how to surf in headstand:
- 16 June 2011 Bella is a spectacular artist- check it out:
- 28 November 2011 Suck on this, Armstrong!
- 18 May 2011 This place rules- and that was a large dinner party. Thanks, everyone!
- 16 July 2011 Here is Jessica, she's had this tattoo for over five years...
- 11 September 2011 My face is a mess. Here's a good photo.
- 21 July 2011 Great little dinner party going on over here. Thanks for coming, Guys! This place is amazing!
- 12 May 2012 Shredding up the Pacific Ocean, yeah dudes!
- 19 November 2011 A couple nights ago in Sweden was a bloodbath, too...
- 13 January 2012 I've got a lot of insanely dumb tattoos, but can't quite figure how dumb my new one really is. What do you guys think?
- 30 May 2011 I have two rescue dogs, and one of them has a butt-mullet. Bernie's butt-mullet is a real day-improver, you need to see this, check it out:




