ON WHOSAY SINCE: Apr 15, 2011

I'm pretty sure this is me getting drunk when I was two years old in Venezuela. #whiskeydick #babyblackout #takethatbeiber #fuckmilk

1y

In Nashville, Tennessee, I ordered a meal at the cash register of a cafe, and they gave m…

2y

Shredding up the Pacific Ocean, yeah dudes!

2y

There are certain things I dislike more than others, and one of those things is receiving…

3y

Should this sign on the comedy club where I'm doing shows this weekend in Missouri makes me more comfortable, or less?

3y

I don't know how old the kid I wrote the message on this photo to is, should I care?

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