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- 05 January 2012 On vacation in a secret, private, undisclosed location.
- 13 January 2012 Never too busy to help others, I take time from my vacation to spend quality hours with St. Barth's village idiot.
- 06 April 2012 I am beginning a difficult and soul-baring series of self-portraiture.
- 30 March 2011 I can’t find my hat. I’ve looked everywhere. If you’ve seen this hat please let me know.
- 12 January 2012 Looking out at the ocean, one can’t help but pause and think about life.
- 09 March 2011 Today’s tweets are sponsored by “Creepy Guy.” Whenever you want something done around the house, be sure to hire, “Creepy Guy.”
- 05 January 2012 Cowardly swimmers betray fear while I remain calm in extreme waters.
- 15 May 2011 This is where I am right now. Yankee Stadium. Pitching.
- 07 January 2012 Ugly palm tree blocks my ocean view.
- 07 January 2012 Using nothing but a fork and a spatula, the environmentalist in me can’t help but stop and clean befouled waters.
- 05 January 2012 Me, bodysurfing in treacherous, shark-infested waters. Note scared bathers in background.
- 13 January 2012 Rainbow blocks my view of storm clouds.