All chicken should have little chefs' hats on their feet. Or all chefs should have chicken heads on their feet. I can't decide.
Apparently Frankenstein is not part of the staff.
The Kodak Theater looks a lot like the inside of the spaceship from Close Encounters: The Special Edition.
It's filling up. Almost showtime! #theyletmein
The view from our seats. #themoreyouknow
I just met my style and acting icon, Toni Servillo from The Great Beauty and Il Divo. My night is complete. #oscarsrule
And this is one of the bars at the Oscars. #fyi
This is what it looks like in the downstairs lobby before the Oscars. #fyi
Live tweeting the Oscars from the Oscars! Unless they throw me out.
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