I didn't take the outside bench because I'm by myself. Kind of a saint. Wait, an idiot. I mean an idiot.
Just me and my new Ted Dibiase action figure. Kicking it live.
BEHOLD! The cover for my special and album"Big Dumb Animal" by the goddess @vonswank. #BigDumbAnimal
Regram from @NerdMelt. This will be a fun one tomorrow night.
Beard is out of control. Please help.
Get tickets now, Toronto friends! My last shows of the year, with local murderers joining me. #Caesars #Beers #Canada
Givin' platelets today. See that tube across my stomach? That's m'blood!
Rainy days in LA are the best. You can write naked with the curtains open and everything.
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