Put butcher paper on your bar and I will draw you a masterpiece. I give you "Falling and Pooping" at Hyperion Bar.
Just me and my new Ted Dibiase action figure. Kicking it live.
BEHOLD! The cover for my special and album"Big Dumb Animal" by the goddess @vonswank. #BigDumbAnimal
Regram from @NerdMelt. This will be a fun one tomorrow night.
Beard is out of control. Please help.
Get tickets now, Toronto friends! My last shows of the year, with local murderers joining me. #Caesars #Beers #Canada
Givin' platelets today. See that tube across my stomach? That's m'blood!
Rainy days in LA are the best. You can write naked with the curtains open and everything.
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