Wish I had the balls to jump into this truck, drive it into a pole, then run away yelling "The show's at 8:00!"
Regram from @NerdMelt. This will be a fun one tomorrow night.
Beard is out of control. Please help.
Get tickets now, Toronto friends! My last shows of the year, with local murderers joining me. #Caesars #Beers #Canada
Givin' platelets today. See that tube across my stomach? That's m'blood!
Rainy days in LA are the best. You can write naked with the curtains open and everything.
This was awesome and my head looks hilarious. Donate to @Smiletrain today.
Hanging with some old friends at Dan and Erin's weddin'.
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