Drunk in an alley in Great Barrington celebrating 346 more days of unemployment.
Me at the gym this morning.
http://www.whosay.com/l/btUaaRL @RWitherspoon stars! With Sofia Vergara Yay!
Yay! @frankenqueen @MikeMekash #ChrisNelson and all! http://www.whosay.com/l/rnqaaim
Hey everybody, I wants to be the first to tell you... Oh. DAMNIT ANDREEVA! Oh, well. Happy and excited!
No filter. Mahalo
Everybody? Fredrico. Fredrico? Everybody.
Remember every day's a gift. Unfortunately, it's usually socks. #unfiltered #whatgiftdidyougettoday
A bonus gift: #dandymott #twistytheclown #ahsfreakshow
THE DANDY MAN
(alternative lyrics to "The Candy Man", natch)
who can kill his maid off?
stab her with a knife?
Head on out to Twisty's and make Bonnie fear for Life?
the Dandy man can! Oh, the Dandy man can!
the Dandy man can cause his mother is indulgent and gives everything to him
Who is so impatient
that his Halloween is shot!
Cuts up all his clothes and makes his jammy's Polka Dot?
The Dandy Man! oh, the Dandy Man can!
The Dandy Man can cause his mother is indulgent and gives everything to him.
The Dandy Man takes everything in sight, then loses it and turn so flighty!
Sure he looks great in a tighty whitey
but honestly he's not so brighty!
Who steals masks from dead clowns?
and terrorizes freaks?
but wishes he were one of them when he and jimmy speak?
The Dandy Man! Oh, the Dandy Man Can! The Dandy man can cause his mother was indulgent and gave everything to him.
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