Some ppl hate when i talk about guns so I decided to sing about it! Check out COLD DEAD HAND 12:01 AM Monday on Funny Or Die and itunes! ;^P
Time to get ready for my big Dumb+Dumber To, movie premiere, tonight. Amazing what a little makeup can do! ;^P
Feel it all! ;^)
Quinoa raisins coconut sugar with a splash of almond milk. Want some? ;^d
NYC, Toronto, meeting u and your kids was funderful! Let me know how they like'Roland'. Gotta put this hand in some ice. #Spankyoukindly ;^]
I'm one thorough cavity search away from boarding the plane to T.O! Anything for my home town peeps! ;^•
I won my first award 4 best children's book yesterday and met some cool ppl in Atlanta.Told u it was gonna be a good one.#BOING EXISTS!
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