I told my therapist that I was upset because people keep saying I'm crazy so he sent me to this lovely place in the country with soft music and rolling hills where they shoved a steal rod into my cranium just above my left eye. I feel better now but i can't seem to stop drooling and my memory is a bit fuzzy. I know my name is Jim... Something, I'm pretty sure I was an entertainer and the word BOING keeps going through my mind... whatever that means. They're taking my phone now so I won't be able to talk to you for a while but I sent this picture so you'll remember me. bye... ?8^\
Time to get ready for my big Dumb+Dumber To, movie premiere, tonight. Amazing what a little makeup can do! ;^P
Feel it all! ;^)
Quinoa raisins coconut sugar with a splash of almond milk. Want some? ;^d
NYC, Toronto, meeting u and your kids was funderful! Let me know how they like'Roland'. Gotta put this hand in some ice. #Spankyoukindly ;^]
I'm one thorough cavity search away from boarding the plane to T.O! Anything for my home town peeps! ;^•
I won my first award 4 best children's book yesterday and met some cool ppl in Atlanta.Told u it was gonna be a good one.#BOING EXISTS!
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