Last night I came home from celebrating Easter with my friends to find this guy hopping around my house.
He's all like, "Hop hop hop! I'm a little Easter Bunny!" in a quiet wispy little voice.
I'm like "GTFO DUDE! That's creepy!"
"Hop hop. Watch my little Easter Bunny tail wiggle. Wiggle wiggle!"
I'm like, "OH NO DUDE YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!"
But he just kept hopping around, and my dog is chasing him, playing with him, trying to bite his tail and shit, and he's all like, 'Oh no! I'm a bunny, I'm ASCARED of doggies! Hop hop hop!"
And I'm like "DUDE, first of all, you're encouraging him, and secondly, THIS IS SERIOUSLY TRESPASSING I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
And so eventually, after about three hours, he hopped out of the house saying, "Happy Easter everybody! Hop hop!"
And then, after he left, I found out he left a bunch of plastic eggs hidden all over the house. And you know what was inside of them?
FUCKING INSANE CLOWN POSSE CDS! LIKE, FORTY OF THEM! WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS SHIT?!