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Layla has been waiting by the door all day today- hoping for some flowers or a card from that broad shouldered pug from 2 streets over. He's been texting her flirtatious barks which resulted in them hitting the 2nd base- butt sniffing- on a 3rd walk date- which is about when Layla's hormones usually start kicking in. She's a bit down on herself- looking at her own reflection in the mirror- rerunning the last date in her head. Was my fur not fluffy enough? Did I pant too much or maybe lick his ear too aggressively? I've been trying to explain to her, Hollywood is just filled with a bunch of slut poodles that will spread their legs for any dog that will throw them any kind of a bone- even a greenie! If they have their own yard or even a balcony, they will even wait by their gate, running for miles, pretending they were just "sniffing" around in the hood. They make it difficult for the "good" girls, as they require no effort from the dudes. They are happy to be "poked" on Facebook for Valentine's Day, when they should at least get a $5 gift card to Petco even if it was a Groupon's deal...Layla's ears perked up when I told her, that somewhere out there, there's probably a cocker spaniel, that's just waiting to protect her from the coyotes and hawks, to be a shield from the rain or wind or a shade during hot and sunny days. He will only be a player for the purpose of winning her heart in the game of "catch", he will wait by the door for her patiently and will happily just roll around in the dirt to see that little tail wag. The trick is letting go of "wanting" it...Buddha said- Wanting is the base of all suffering...move from the feeling of "wanting" into the feeling of "having" and it will appear in your life. Whatever you focus on grows... I think Layla understood my speech- kind of- she's starring at a chicken bone- waiting for it to get bigger:-)
Layla has been waiting by the door all day today- hoping for some flowers or a card from that broad shouldered pug from 2 streets over. He's been texting her flirtatious barks which resulted in them hitting the 2nd base- butt sniffing- on a 3rd walk date- which is about when Layla's hormones usually start kicking in. She's a bit down on herself- looking at her own reflection in the mirror- rerunning the last date in her head. Was my fur not fluffy enough? Did I pant too much or maybe lick his ear too aggressively? I've been trying to explain to her, Hollywood is just filled with a bunch of slut poodles that will spread their legs for any dog that will throw them any kind of a bone- even a greenie! If they have their own yard or even a balcony, they will even wait by their gate, running for miles, pretending they were just "sniffing" around in the hood. They make it difficult for the "good" girls, as they require no effort from the dudes. They are happy to be "poked" on Facebook for Valentine's Day, when they should at least get a $5 gift card to Petco even if it was a Groupon's deal...Layla's ears perked up when I told her, that somewhere out there, there's probably a cocker spaniel, that's just waiting to protect her from the coyotes and hawks, to be a shield from the rain or wind or a shade during hot and sunny days. He will only be a player for the purpose of winning her heart in the game of "catch", he will wait by the door for her patiently and will happily just roll around in the dirt to see that little tail wag. The trick is letting go of "wanting" it...Buddha said- Wanting is the base of all suffering...move from the feeling of "wanting" into the feeling of "having" and it will appear in your life. Whatever you focus on grows... I think Layla understood my speech- kind of- she's starring at a chicken bone- waiting for it to get bigger:-)
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