I saw a mentally challenged man selling flowers at a bus stop in Milwaukee today. I asked him how much. He said "single flowers are $1 & the bigger ones are $2". I pulled out a Five. He said "for $5, I'll give you 6. I pulled out a Twenty. You know what he gave me? A hug! The flowers were nice, but the hug was better.
Here in Wellington & it seems they named a restaurant after me before even meeting me. #atlantisevents #newzealand
Nothing like calling #bingo on an incredibly rocky ship with 1200 friends and 30 foot seas! Should have worn flats. #atlantisevents #newzealand #hollandamerica
Time to make my way to the ship. Days of adventure & laughter ahead & cocktails, lots & lots of cocktails. Time to fill up my Tumbler.
This books easy. I found him. He's in the circle. Who is the dude down in the corner though?
#Auckland like Seattle w/less coffee & a lot more wine. Ready to begin my adventure in #MiddleEarth. #atlantisevents
.@basshall - who is that hooker hanging around street corners? #fortworth #sundancesquare #theatre #comedy
Thank you everyone who came to the shows at @SmithCenterLV. Hope to see y'all again soon! #lasvegas
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