G'day from 30,000 feet. An actual bar on board. I never want to land. #MICF
Thanks @PrideToronto for including me in your launch today. 'Member to stay hydrated. #PrideTO
Time to fill #Toronto in on all the exciting things planned for @PrideToronto #PrideTO
To the brave folks who have paid the ultimate sacrifice so we can be free, I lift my tumbler to you & say thank you.
Time to get my @SETLISTSHOW on @TheComedyStore. Improvised stand up. no material. Just me & whatever they say I should talk about. Here goes nothing.
It's humbling when someone that has redefined what it means to make people laugh takes their final gracious bow. Thank you Mr. Letterman for all of the road you laid for everyone to follow.
A delightful spring garden #tupperware party. We look like the first 28 seconds of #FamilyFeud @bootcampjoey
Throw back photo of me or just some cardboard hooker on her side ready for action? Either way, Happy Friday.
Kids idea of perfect #mothersday gift. I've taught them well. Bloody Mary w/everything. Is that a balloon in there?
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