Looked at what was randomly laying on my coffee table and thought, "Welp, this couldn't possibly describe me any better."
The band got back together last night & I couldn't be happier. BATTLEGROUND REUNION!
I love that I have a friend who would make this absurd list for his brother, George. #yeshewasdrunk
I'm not even in the valley... #toohot
I WAS ROBBED OF MY THIRD HOLE IN OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!
My night has dissolved into me naming the fish on my awesomely sweet new @prmitvworld shirt. Meet Larry.
My first fantasy football draft of the season. Blame all poor choices on co-owner, @isaiahmustafa.
Sandcrawler boombox complete with breakdancer 'B-Boid' Droid & FlavorFlav Jawa? Yes please. #boomcrawler
Thank you for the care package you sent my dad. He gladly accepts your mission. My mom will be mortified.
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