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May 18, 2012
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Texted my beau this pic of my outfit & this was his respo…
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May 14, 2012
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Q: Is this My Dad's Aunt Bess or @tobeymaguire's oldentim…
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May 14, 2012
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... It's a man's arm-pussy!!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!
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May 14, 2012
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Fun game:
Q: ever look up a lady's kulats?
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April 12, 2012
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Got a quickie aborsh in case R v W gets overturned
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April 12, 2012
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It's a burrito!
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April 5, 2012
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Handsome Woman with Clearasil
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March 8, 2012
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Dear American, This is the 2nd time you've written gate 4…
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February 25, 2012
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Holy crapstein -- a sweet 1998 @AlecBaldwin / Law&Order c…
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February 13, 2012
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If only she would notice that the dog was using a pen. M…
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January 19, 2012
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Just googled "Santorum" and this came up:
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January 5, 2012
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Oh poor Gabriel...
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January 1, 2012
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I'm at the end of this line using all my kegels to not pe…
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November 22, 2011
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Um @Kumailn looks EXACTLY like my dad circa 1978, as evid…
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November 22, 2011
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NO ELECTRICITY TONIGHT AT LARGO- candlelight show
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November 19, 2011
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Ooph. That yawn can fill a room.
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October 16, 2011
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A Prairie Home Companion fills my apt w fall & feels like…
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October 16, 2011
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He hates the bath but loves being clean, this teeny tiny …
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October 16, 2011
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This is a dramatization of how much I think I'm missed wh…
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September 7, 2011
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Where can I get this T-shirt?!
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September 3, 2011
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When I see this ad I think about how many executives had …
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August 9, 2011
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Body just won't let me sleep lately & its bullshit. I GOT…
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August 1, 2011
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This ape armed Jewess can't seem to do the treadmill & no…
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July 27, 2011
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If u wanna get rid of tons of followers fast, tweet about…
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July 23, 2011
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A ME WINEHOUSE
rip
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July 14, 2011
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There's a reason zombie movies are relevant now. B/c onc…
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July 14, 2011
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Saw this on the tip of my nose, then realized it's from w…
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July 11, 2011
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Still the best dinner option
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June 24, 2011
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Another day, another Leonard Cohen diorama...
#Israel
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June 19, 2011
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... the greatest dad, grandpa & schlepper
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June 19, 2011
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... the greatest dad, grandpa & schlepper
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June 19, 2011
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... the greatest dad, grandpa & schlepper
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June 19, 2011
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Happy Father's Day, @Rantsfromboca, you silly, silly man!
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June 19, 2011
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Happy Father's Day, @Rantsfromboca, you silly, silly man!
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June 13, 2011
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"I Believe" someone has dry-mouth
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May 27, 2011
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Lots of odd stares today finally made sense when I got ba…
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May 26, 2011
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James Durbin killed it in ultimate "It Gets Better" garb
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May 24, 2011
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Finally L.A. is getting some real character
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May 23, 2011
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FUN FACT: @thesulk is not just the funniest, he's also th…
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May 23, 2011
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My beautiful Mom when she was the age I am now. #premenst…
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May 21, 2011
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Who wears short shorts? #MrKeatonwearsshortshorts
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May 21, 2011
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Ahhhhh! It was real!! It's cum3k!!!
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May 20, 2011
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And I thought Y-2K was scary!!
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May 15, 2011
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I had no idea Ken Howard played for the Yankees in 1965.
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May 14, 2011
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These are actual women's expensive designer pants.
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April 28, 2011
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It's like this right now
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April 23, 2011
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Oh Law& Order! Thanks for always being on, & for featurin…
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April 17, 2011
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Chess club photo
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April 16, 2011
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Everyone in every prop department of every show has the s…
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April 4, 2011
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TAMPON. #wordjumble
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March 12, 2011
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Like a Mac store cowboy
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March 10, 2011
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Thank you Jesus for B&H Dairy
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March 2, 2011
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Come see the pilot taping of TIG HAS FRIENDS featuring th…
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February 28, 2011
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There's something so Meg Ryan circa Inner Space about Pip…
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February 27, 2011
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Josh Brolin & Javier Bardem both look like they're wearin…
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February 27, 2011
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My finger just spontaneously combusted.
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February 23, 2011
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Skyping w my Dad, an orangutan, who is showing off his "a…
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February 19, 2011
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RIP @thesulk who OD'd on his own dimples during brunch in…
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February 14, 2011
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He went to Jared!
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February 13, 2011
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Ol' Blue Eyes-over-his-brown-eyes
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February 8, 2011
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Bought this for $22 but it's too small. Then it spoke to …
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February 7, 2011
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My dad at camp (summer not concentration) He's the brown …
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February 7, 2011
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George Kotsiopoulos is a tiny-hands Jon Hamm.
