Cool 2006 Camry, Bro:
This isn't even an intersection, Minneapolis... What the hell are you doing?
What is it about "microwave dinner" that would ever make them imagine that I have access to a food thermometer??
Awww yeah-- Good 'ole dressing room 113. Show airs TONIGHT at 11pm EST.
I have NO IDEA how stuff like this ends up in my email. Who subscribed me to these kinds of updates??