ON WHOSAY SINCE: Mar 6, 2014
BORN: September 30
BIRTHPLACE: Cleveland, OH
HEIGHT: 6'1"
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Cool 2006 Camry, Bro:

36w

This isn't even an intersection, Minneapolis... What the hell are you doing?

51w

What is it about "microwave dinner" that would ever make them imagine that I have access to a food thermometer??

1y

Awww yeah-- Good 'ole dressing room 113. Show airs TONIGHT at 11pm EST.

1y

I have NO IDEA how stuff like this ends up in my email. Who subscribed me to these kinds of updates??

1y

There's nothing I love and hate more than a paradox.

1y
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