Until she's old enough to deface public property on her own, it's up to me.
Another wonderfully schizophrenic day doing voices for #ExchangeStudentZero, coming soon to Cartoon Network.
Because sometimes a bunch of fictitious characters are more attractive than your children.
3 shows down, only 2 to go. It's been so much fun so far Washington, let's not screw this up now.
This is a first for me at a comedy gig. I hope we make it out alive.