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I'll write entire the email in the subject line. I don't give a fuck.

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I just dropped a fart that sounded like a line of 50 little Guatemalans snapping escort c…

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If I had 24 hours to live, I'd go to every bookstore or coffee shop and slam everyone's l…

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Life hack: WE ARE ALL JUST WEINERS ON THE 7-11 HOT DOG ROLLER OF LIFE

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If you have something nice to say, don't say it at all.

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How do you sleep at night knowing that you abuse Ambien?

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