ON WHOSAY SINCE: Oct 19, 2011

I'll write entire the email in the subject line. I don't give a fuck.

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Remember, when beards go out of style, you can still get a job in Vegas as an "Alan from …

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My baby only eats ORGANIC dog food.

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Food is the most important meal of the day.

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Livin' life to the failest.

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Changed my name in my mom's phone to "Wrong Number" because I'm a fucking genius.

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