ON WHOSAY SINCE: Oct 19, 2011

gets laptop alert "14% Battery Life" plugs charger into laptop gets 2nd alert "11% Batt…

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When skinny girls say "I'm so fat" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree.

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Is "I want to empty my fluids inside of you like a trumpet's spit valve" weird or sexy? B…

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Going to Home Depot to yell "YO, WHERE'S THE CAULK AT?'"

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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but sexual harassment is a very close second.

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I can't stop my daughter from putting everything is her mouth. And I can't get her mom t…

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