ON WHOSAY SINCE: Oct 19, 2011

If you see a girl vaping, ask her out on a date. Because she'll just put any ol' thing in…

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If you ain't getting buried in a taun taun coffin you ain't about that life my dude.

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If you have plastic reindeer on your roof, I'm throwing empty beer bottles at them. Hey, …

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Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse, I heard someone say "cool beans."

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"I wanna eat that pussy harder than a fat kid sneak-eating a Twinkie" is a romantic thing…

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My WIFE thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So…

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