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- 15 May 2013 I'm serious about the banner:
- 15 May 2013 Sweet DIE HARD shout-out on Hinoki & The Bird's cocktail menu:
- 26 October 2012 I am suing this company for using my meditation mantra to name for their product:
- 06 September 2012 My first squib! I'm like Jean Claude Fat Damme! #burnnotice
- 26 November 2012 Putting my money where my mouth is at McManus & Morgan, Inc. SUPPORT THEM:
- 09 February 2013 One hour left 'til my brutal, career-ending interrogation of @GroovyBruce. Fueling w/ Thai food:
- 14 October 2012 IHOP waitresses wear "arm socks" 'cuz they stack molten-hot plates all morning. They are BREAKFAST VALKYRIES:
- 13 October 2012 You STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE. Poor dog. I'm trying to get the driver's attention but he's ON HIS CELL PHONE.
- 14 May 2012 This is @DanPasternack's office wall. Proud to be in this company:
- 01 February 2013 Racist.
- 05 October 2012 Yes, it's taboo to Tweet food pics. Wagyu beef tartare at @andalu_sf. Nirvana for less than ten bucks:
- 22 July 2012 YES. Dismiss the asshole shooter, focus on victims. Thank you, @nytimes. Cable news, PAY ATTENTION: