Patton Oswalt

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  • 15 May 2013 I'm serious about the banner:
  • 15 May 2013 Sweet DIE HARD shout-out on Hinoki & The Bird's cocktail menu:
  • 26 October 2012 I am suing this company for using my meditation mantra to name for their product:
  • 06 September 2012 My first squib! I'm like Jean Claude Fat Damme! #burnnotice
  • 26 November 2012 Putting my money where my mouth is at McManus & Morgan, Inc. SUPPORT THEM:
  • 09 February 2013 One hour left 'til my brutal, career-ending interrogation of @GroovyBruce. Fueling w/ Thai food:
  • 14 October 2012 IHOP waitresses wear "arm socks" 'cuz they stack molten-hot plates all morning. They are BREAKFAST VALKYRIES:
  • 13 October 2012 You STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE. Poor dog. I'm trying to get the driver's attention but he's ON HIS CELL PHONE.
  • 14 May 2012 This is @DanPasternack's office wall. Proud to be in this company:
  • 01 February 2013 Racist.
  • 05 October 2012 Yes, it's taboo to Tweet food pics. Wagyu beef tartare at @andalu_sf. Nirvana for less than ten bucks:
  • 22 July 2012 YES. Dismiss the asshole shooter, focus on victims. Thank you, @nytimes. Cable news, PAY ATTENTION:
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Patton Oswalt has been headlining at comedy clubs all over the United States since 1996, as well as appearing in his own standup specials on Comedy Central and HBO. He was chosen as Entertainment Weekly's "It" comedian in 2002. He is a regular on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" (1993). His other television credits include appearances on "Seinfeld" (1990) and "NewsRadio" (1995).

As a writer, Oswalt spent two seasons on "MADtv" (1995) and has also written for the MTV Music Video Awards. He is currently writing screenplays and has appeared in the feature films Starsky & Hutch (2004), Man on the Moon (1999) and Magnolia (1999).
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