Patton Oswalt

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  1. May 19, 2013

    Whoever designed the lighting in my hotel's restaurant wa…

  2. May 17, 2013

    I've decided I want my daughter to be a goth:

  3. May 15, 2013

    What an awesome poster. Who made this? Little help?

  4. May 15, 2013

    I'm serious about the banner:

  5. May 15, 2013

    Sweet DIE HARD shout-out on Hinoki & The Bird's cocktail …

  6. February 9, 2013

    One hour left 'til my brutal, career-ending interrogation…

  7. February 1, 2013

    Racist.

  8. January 16, 2013

    Super-fan @jumblejim checks my Twitter feed for typos. #J…

  9. January 15, 2013

    Well, FUCK YES. #justified.

  10. January 6, 2013

    Ready to Tweet. #Downton #Talisker

  11. December 26, 2012

    FINALLY.

  12. November 28, 2012

    And THIS is happening on Sunday, December 9th. Yes, I get…

  13. November 28, 2012

    Filmed another episode of JUSTIFIED today. Here's me & T…

  14. November 26, 2012

    Putting my money where my mouth is at McManus & Morgan, I…

  15. November 26, 2012

    Here we go! #lizanddick

  16. November 25, 2012

    6 minutes, Twitter. This is the scotch we're using: The …

  17. October 26, 2012

    I am suing this company for using my meditation mantra to…

  18. October 14, 2012

    And now Church Street Pizza left a 36" PIZZA WITHIN A PIZ…

  19. October 14, 2012

    And then, the maniacs at @Gilgameshbrew are encouraging m…

  20. October 14, 2012

    First off, the good people at @TwinsiesSalem are trying t…

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