Nick Swardson

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  • 17 May 2012 Me and Sandler promoting 'That's My Boy' at UCSB. Hard R comedy. I have a mullet in the movie. Maybe a boner. #June15th
  • 24 January 2012 With my homie @freddurst #TuesdayFunday
  • 24 January 2012 With @dirtnasty. Just ordered a plate of falcon dicks.
  • 30 January 2012 Finally found a ruler that can measure my dick.
  • 16 April 2012 My homie Dan Hardy. Fights May 26th. I said Ryan earlier cause I'm hammered. #Vegas
  • 16 April 2012 Terry from Reno 911 got a gat homie!!!! Thanks to The Gun Store in Vegas.
  • 26 January 2012 I found this picture of Pau Gasol in kindergarten.
  • 01 February 2012 Found this picture of @DavidSpade going to the Emmy's.
  • 20 January 2012 Hey this is my official twitter page. I got it cause baby dick assholes were creating fake ones. I hope a were wolf eats their butt. Cheers.
  • 28 January 2012 Booze fun into mouth. With @bgflyhigh love to all. #fuckYouBinLadensGhost
  • 04 February 2012 Pic of me last night. So peaceful. Believing in dreams. Addicted to secrets. Loving whispers. Smell my garden.
  • 23 January 2012 Typical Sunday with Jesus.
Nick Swardson Snapshot
I like making love. And farting..... Food goes in my mouth every day. Fact..... Sometimes I will meet a deer in my dreams and he will invite me into his vagina. There we will laugh while fucking a snow man..... I'm from Minnesota.
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