Nick Swardson

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  • 16 April 2012 My homie Dan Hardy. Fights May 26th. I said Ryan earlier cause I'm hammered. #Vegas
  • 16 April 2012 Terry from Reno 911 got a gat homie!!!! Thanks to The Gun Store in Vegas.
  • 04 February 2012 Ugh!!! Just grew a moustache and turned into a falcon. I hate that. #fuckingJaeger
  • 23 January 2012 Typical Sunday with Jesus.
  • 24 January 2012 With my homie @freddurst #TuesdayFunday
  • 21 May 2012 On the set of Grown Ups 2 with my home boy @DavidSpade.
  • 26 January 2012 I found this picture of Pau Gasol in kindergarten.
  • 01 February 2012 Chuck Norris is so boss his urine is his cologne.
  • 24 January 2012 With @dirtnasty. Just ordered a plate of falcon dicks.
  • 20 January 2012 Hey this is my official twitter page. I got it cause baby dick assholes were creating fake ones. I hope a were wolf eats their butt. Cheers.
  • 25 January 2012 Typical Wed. Riding a bull. No big. #whereWillYouBeWhenYourDiarrheaComesBack
  • 01 February 2012 Found this picture of @DavidSpade going to the Emmy's.
Nick Swardson Snapshot
I like making love. And farting..... Food goes in my mouth every day. Fact..... Sometimes I will meet a deer in my dreams and he will invite me into his vagina. There we will laugh while fucking a snow man..... I'm from Minnesota.
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