Nick Swardson

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  • 21 May 2012 On the set of Grown Ups 2 with my home boy @DavidSpade.
  • 22 March 2012 In Evansville, Indiana. Just ate at Downtown Salad World. Highly recommend. On Main St.
  • 30 January 2012 Finally found a ruler that can measure my dick.
  • 20 January 2012 Hey this is my official twitter page. I got it cause baby dick assholes were creating fake ones. I hope a were wolf eats their butt. Cheers.
  • 16 April 2012 My homie Dan Hardy. Fights May 26th. I said Ryan earlier cause I'm hammered. #Vegas
  • 28 January 2012 Booze fun into mouth. With @bgflyhigh love to all. #fuckYouBinLadensGhost
  • 24 January 2012 With my homie @freddurst #TuesdayFunday
  • 04 February 2012 Ugh!!! Just grew a moustache and turned into a falcon. I hate that. #fuckingJaeger
  • 25 January 2012 OG Bucky. Me in 3rd grade. Rocking a bald baby dick.
  • 16 April 2012 Terry from Reno 911 got a gat homie!!!! Thanks to The Gun Store in Vegas.
  • 23 January 2012 Typical Sunday with Jesus.
  • 01 February 2012 Chuck Norris is so boss his urine is his cologne.
Nick Swardson Snapshot
I like making love. And farting..... Food goes in my mouth every day. Fact..... Sometimes I will meet a deer in my dreams and he will invite me into his vagina. There we will laugh while fucking a snow man..... I'm from Minnesota.
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