Nick Swardson

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  • 16 April 2012 My homie Dan Hardy. Fights May 26th. I said Ryan earlier cause I'm hammered. #Vegas
  • 15 April 2012 Me and my homie Ryan Hardy and Mikey crushed a Carrot Top show. He fights on May 26th. #UFC #CarrotLife
  • 22 March 2012 In Evansville, Indiana. Just ate at Downtown Salad World. Highly recommend. On Main St.
  • 04 February 2012 Pic of me last night. So peaceful. Believing in dreams. Addicted to secrets. Loving whispers. Smell my garden.
  • 04 February 2012 Ugh!!! Just grew a moustache and turned into a falcon. I hate that. #fuckingJaeger
  • 02 February 2012 This is my sister back in her wilder days. She had just fucked C3PO in this pic. #C3PHO
  • 01 February 2012 Found this picture of @DavidSpade going to the Emmy's.
  • 01 February 2012 Chuck Norris is so boss his urine is his cologne.
  • 30 January 2012 Finally found a ruler that can measure my dick.
  • 29 January 2012 Look out!! Silver Bullet Bot on the attack!!! Mountains are blue. So are genitals. #needToGetLaid #callMeIfYouFindMyAbs
  • 28 January 2012 Booze fun into mouth. With @bgflyhigh love to all. #fuckYouBinLadensGhost
  • 26 January 2012 I found this picture of Pau Gasol in kindergarten.

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  • 24 January 2012 Dear Santa Claus, please put the lotion in the basket. #silenceOfTheLambsXmas
  • 25 January 2012 Typical Wed. Riding a bull. No big. #whereWillYouBeWhenYourDiarrheaComesBack
  • 24 January 2012 With @dirtnasty. Just ordered a plate of falcon dicks.
  • 24 January 2012 With my homie @freddurst #TuesdayFunday
  • 25 January 2012 OG Bucky. Me in 3rd grade. Rocking a bald baby dick.
  • 29 January 2012 Look out!! Silver Bullet Bot on the attack!!! Mountains are blue. So are genitals. #needToGetLaid #callMeIfYouFindMyAbs
  • 30 January 2012 Finally found a ruler that can measure my dick.
  • 26 January 2012 I found this picture of Pau Gasol in kindergarten.
  • 16 April 2012 My homie Dan Hardy. Fights May 26th. I said Ryan earlier cause I'm hammered. #Vegas
  • 28 January 2012 Booze fun into mouth. With @bgflyhigh love to all. #fuckYouBinLadensGhost
  • 15 April 2012 Me and my homie Ryan Hardy and Mikey crushed a Carrot Top show. He fights on May 26th. #UFC #CarrotLife
  • 04 February 2012 Pic of me last night. So peaceful. Believing in dreams. Addicted to secrets. Loving whispers. Smell my garden.
Nick Swardson Snapshot
I like making love. And farting..... Food goes in my mouth every day. Fact..... Sometimes I will meet a deer in my dreams and he will invite me into his vagina. There we will laugh while fucking a snow man..... I'm from Minnesota.
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