ON WHOSAY SINCE: Mar 31, 2011

If you keep a music box in your house, you're pretty much asking to get haunted.

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If you escaped what I escaped, you'd be in Venice eating hummus too.

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Fans of @midnight will be happy to know the Nic Cage pillow has found a fine home.

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It's important that we be super sensitive about comedy because before Hitler invaded Pola…

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I was initially skeptical, but Andre 3K is convincing as Jimi Hendrix. Nailed the voice.

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Happy Valentine's Day to anyone who feels like they've done enough to earn my love.

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