Come on Pac-Man!!!! Settle this "controversy" once and for all!
Future kid: Mommy what's the IRS?
Future me: Oh for crying out loud
FK: Bobby's mom said they're...
FM: I don't care. Ssh. Drink your windex
Future kid: Mommy I'm hungry
Future me: Fine I'll make you some breakfast
FM: Hahahaha! April Fools! Stupid.