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- 14 September 2012 Awesome photo but are @ManteoMitchell and @mchamleywatson wearing red lipstick? U guys really dressed up 4 the president
- 12 February 2012 Little does Christian Cantwell know, that I'm wearing a compression sweater & if I take it off, my arms will be as big as his
- 08 April 2012 noooooooOOO!! there are no BROWN colored Easter eggs. That's my dog's...
- 11 April 2012 Whenever I want more attention at practice, I just do this
- 01 March 2012 most females in their prime child bearing years don't get ultra sounds like this... I gotta get better health insurance.
- 14 February 2012 Its a shame its come to this... But so desperate for a Valentine's date, this will do
- 08 February 2012 After I won Race in Russia, they gave me a trophy as a machine blew fake snow... To save money We just shouldve stepped outside
- 30 November 2012 Really? You still aren't tired of doing this @SirBoudreaux over the span of your 10 years?
- 26 April 2012 If my new car gets a flat tire, I'm just gonna put a for sale sign on it instead of change it
- 24 January 2012 Organizing my laptop & saw photos post surgery I had no clue I'd taken. WOW. clearly on some lovely meds. Doc can i get a refill?
- 08 February 2012 just tricked @ndamukong_suh ...he thought he was buying a ticket to my race in Dusseldorf = free train ticket for me #SuhDoesntSpeakGerman
- 11 February 2012 The American Athletes need to work on our German bc today's meal was dubbed as mystery meat by taste