ON WHOSAY SINCE: Mar 17, 2011
BORN: July 19, 1961
BIRTHPLACE: Trumbull, Connecticut
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Hey Syracuse! C my 1-person show @TheOnCenter this weekend! My motto: Time to get loose w…

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Woke up with a sober hangover today. Glassy eyes, nausea…I’m NEVER putting ‘Rock Of Ages’…

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Best Saturday night ever! Me and my waffle pals Hello Kitty and Hellp Kunty!


Why is it people w/the worst cigarette breath are close-talkers? Well, at least it's not …

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Watch my friend @JoeBartnick kill it on @GothamComedy on @AXSTV 10p tonight. He’ll be the…

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