ON WHOSAY SINCE: Mar 17, 2011
BORN: July 19, 1961
BIRTHPLACE: Trumbull, Connecticut
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Syracuse my alma mater. Nothing’s changed cept where I lost my college virginity is now a…

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What a great workout I had today! I was sweatin’ like James Franco at a high school prom!…

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Best Saturday night ever! Me and my waffle pals Hello Kitty and Hellp Kunty!

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Why is it people w/the worst cigarette breath are close-talkers? Well, at least it's not …

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Watch my friend @JoeBartnick kill it on @GothamComedy on @AXSTV 10p tonight. He’ll be the…

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