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- 28 March 2013 In LA even the fire hydrants are homeless.
- 27 February 2012 Seeing a homeless man wake up on the ground and then walk away with a stiff back reminds me of me. I used to think the one advantage to a stiff mattress or park bench was the comfort in knowing you would have a nice straight spine. But seeing this guy in pain after waking up on cement reminds me that back pain is universal.
- 12 March 2012 Okay! I will shave my mustache!
- 02 May 2012 I'm not going to tell you what I was holding at bay here but let's just say that eventually both sides realized that they were not going to budge this piece of steel wedged between the two walls. My name is Kirk Fox. Today I saved the world. Tomorrow I will rest my tired limbs.
- 25 April 2012
- 04 August 2012 Even my mustache seems sad.
- 24 February 2012 This disturbing photo was just brought to my attention. First of all let me assure you I'm not as skinny and tall as these shorts may lead you to believe. Secondly, I still have the socks and am not afraid to wear them if need be. What's strange is we were actually discussing the holes in the windscreen. It was throwing off my serve.
- 06 April 2012 Tree houses were so different when I was a kid. This one has some cool shit but it just doesn't have the view mine did. But I guess they went with comfort and decided to keep it low in case of earthquake. Hollywood Tree House. Also, a tree house with bed bugs sucks.
- 10 November 2012 No liquids on my flight. That includes bladder. Go to the bathroom and come back.
- 19 April 2012 I don't wear a bulletproof vest everyday but when I do I hope the people shooting at me know the rules of combat and that they are not allowed to aim above or below the bulletproof vest. That's why when I wear the vest I make sure it is over the shirt so they see where they should be aiming. Also, on a side note, I don't suggest wearing this into a bank. But I will say, the line opened up rather quickly.
- 04 April 2012 If this cop pulls you over and makes you do the alphabet sideways just go ahead and start in the middle and work your way towards the ends. There is a good chance he will let you off. But either way, don't drink and drive. To Protect and Serve and Volley. Coming soon!
- 26 June 2012 Not a good sign when the guy that made your sushi is eating a sandwich. A chicken sandwich he brought from home.