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09 October 2012 How to Rock a high school sensation. I'm not going to reveal who the sensation is but odds are he or she does not have a mustache.
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28 April 2012 I didn't want to be the only person in the world that hadn't taken a picture of themselves in their bathroom so I finally did.
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08 May 2013 Selfies scare me.
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03 March 2012 I ordered a hot dog purse with extra onions and it came with Gloria Pink. If I marry her I get to go to front of line and chili is half off!
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27 February 2012
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19 April 2012 I don't wear a bulletproof vest everyday but when I do I hope the people shooting at me know the rules of combat and that they are not allowed to aim above or below the bulletproof vest. That's why when I wear the vest I make sure it is over the shirt so they see where they should be aiming. Also, on a side note, I don't suggest wearing this into a bank. But I will say, the line opened up rather quickly.
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12 May 2012 Not quite as tall as mt Everest but the same shape and color.
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23 April 2012 If everyone jumped off a bridge I'm sure I would as well. They are all probably running from something I haven't been following on the news.
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22 July 2012 No! I said I need a whistle. None of that other shit goes with this outfit!
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15 October 2012 About to attempt to break David Blaine's record of 63 hours in block of ice. Also going for most ice cream sandwiches consumed in an hour.
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05 March 2012 I'm constantly amazed when I see a cop reading someone their miranda rights off a card. How can you be a good cop if you can't remember this simple list? To protect and serve but never take the time to memorize this thing. Waiters memorize ten specials a night and some cops go twenty years without ever locking in this simple never changing list of rights. Dear cops, you have the right to try and memorize the miranda rights.
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15 May 2012 this just seems like a set up to me. sure looks like we are being sent into a dark place.
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