Johnny Bananas

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  • 05 April 2012 Check out this pack of studs en route to @madrivernyc! @KennySantucci @theevanstarkman @JHEALYWMHM
  • 03 April 2012 Panama City @Forgiven @pantsaggin @Headrush spring break tour seems like a distant memory! #PCB12
  • 25 April 2012 Here's a blast from the past! Before @paulawalnuts completely lost her mind! Ha ha! #KeyWest4Ever
  • 05 April 2012 I always knew Mayhem had a thing for me!
  • 03 April 2012 I dare you to find something more adorable!
  • 05 May 2012 While you're out throwin down cervezass, I'm out biking up mountains! Happy Cinco de Drinko Hombres!
  • 05 April 2012 Now here's a happy couple! Camila's thinking "I wonder if I could make his death look like an accident?"
  • 19 May 2012 Last time I shop at this hotel for house ware! #WhataRipoff
  • 10 April 2012 @JHEALYWMHM I can't believe you finally found the pig+chef+chalkboard
  • 20 May 2012 Ain't she beautiful! NYC substance at long last... @JHEALYWMHM @KennySantucci @theevanstarkman
  • 04 May 2012 Hey how do you guys like my moms newly remodeled hallway?
  • 14 May 2012 Oh yeah, who made it to the final stage of his online traffic school exam?! #ThisGuy
Johnny Bananas Snapshot
What makes me tick? Its freedom from sin but sinning enough to have freewill, to love in a way that compliments life, and not being content with mediocrity because of your unquenchable thirst for new experiences. Campfires under the stars, exploring your world, accepting everything that comes your way, and fighting for what you believe in even if it means fighting against the status quo. The freewill to walk where you want, to talk as you want, and to believe what you want. Being accepted without judgment, Beer, Music, and Faith that there's an afterlife! And if there is a heaven to not walk up to the pearly gates as a 27 year old in the prime of life! To be old, wrinkled, skidding in sideways on two feet with a martini in one hand and a cigarette in the other screaming "holy shit, what a ride!" exquisite food, lavish surroundings, wild parties that start at sundown and don’t end till sunrise! Creation, the soul, the small of a womans back, dancing in the moonlight, skinny dipping, more beer, more love, and more music to drown away the fear that it will one day come to an end. Life is good… As long as I accept my place in it... Oh and Bananas! Lots and lots of Bananas ;)
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