ON WHOSAY SINCE: Jun 17, 2011
BORN: July 7, 1966
BIRTHPLACE: Chesterton, Indiana
HEIGHT: 6'0"
Significant Other: Jeannie Noth Gaffigan
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The Ruby's Dinette in LAX really captures how bland and tasteless food was in the 50s.

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Tonight I'm doing stand up on @fallontonight w/ @jimmyfallon, Jon Stewart & @PadmaLakshmi. I think I heard @questlove laugh.


Dad is Fat

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Telling people you are a Mensa member doesn’t seem humble or smart.

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Warning! NSFW or vegetarians. Thanks @smithwollensky & @OmahaSteaks! Looks like I’m done with my Christmas shopping.


NEW JERSEY – My third show in Red Bank is NOW on sale. Shows also in Newark. All tour d…

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