October 23, 2011Goodmornoonevening world and welcome to the game of 'Enlightenment' (APPLAUSE) where contestants move on to higher levels of concsiousness by forgiving their worst enemies and themselves! Former champions include Buddah, Jesus, Ghandi and Martin Luther King! The Grand Prize... Nirvana! Here's your first challenge! Can you forgive (drum roll) 'Your hypocritical drug addicted narcisistic parents who ignored or abandoned you and left you feeling unworthy of love?!' Don't worry, in the game of 'Enlightenment' you can take all the time you need but with people like Your Touchy Feely Gym Coach, Bernie Madoff and Osama Bin Laden still on the board, you may have trouble in the later rounds! Good luck. ?8^]


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