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23 November 2011 Yesterday, Jesus Jumped the fence in my backyard and ran across my lawn singing "my father owns this". In my excitement I took three quick shots and tried to piece them together as best i can remember. As you can see from this evidence Jesus has a rather zany side. I think the early bishops deliberately kept that out so people would take his other stuff seriously. ?B^P
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15 November 2011 While asking for a sign from heaven Buster became flustered by the persistance of the kissing fish. What does a sign look like to you? ?B^>
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09 November 2011 Undeniable! ?B^>
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05 November 2011 #WISRN ?B^>
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05 November 2011 GAME! ?B^]
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23 October 2011 Goodmornoonevening world and welcome to the game of 'Enlightenment' (APPLAUSE) where contestants move on to higher levels of concsiousness by forgiving their worst enemies and themselves! Former champions include Buddah, Jesus, Ghandi and Martin Luther King! The Grand Prize... Nirvana! Here's your first challenge! Can you forgive (drum roll) 'Your hypocritical drug addicted narcisistic parents who ignored or abandoned you and left you feeling unworthy of love?!' Don't worry, in the game of 'Enlightenment' you can take all the time you need but with people like Your Touchy Feely Gym Coach, Bernie Madoff and Osama Bin Laden still on the board, you may have trouble in the later rounds! Good luck. ?8^]
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06 October 2011 I told my therapist that I was upset because people keep saying I'm crazy so he sent me to this lovely place in the country with soft music and rolling hills where they shoved a steal rod into my cranium just above my left eye. I feel better now but i can't seem to stop drooling and my memory is a bit fuzzy. I know my name is Jim... Something, I'm pretty sure I was an entertainer and the word BOING keeps going through my mind... whatever that means. They're taking my phone now so I won't be able to talk to you for a while but I sent this picture so you'll remember me. bye... ?8^\
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01 October 2011 Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart ?;^}
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23 September 2011 If you're going to the 'I Heart Music Festival' in Sin City Nevada this weekend, have a blast but remember, "Whatever happens in Vegas can break out on your lip and stay in your bloodstream forever." Bet it all on #Boing! ?B^P
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23 September 2011 ?;^j
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21 September 2011 Tonight at the Church Of FFC (the name i've given my art studio) i finished a 16ft by 12ft painting titled 'Visible Man' Took over 400 hours to complete. I'm really tired right now but i couldn't be happier. I'll make it visible soon. ?;^}
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17 September 2011 Pay attention to the space around the newspaper. If the news is on tv let your eyes wonder around the room and outside the window. You'll see that most of the world is pretty peaceful. If you're just concentrating on CNN you're not fully informed. ?;^)
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16 September 2011 To thine own #Boing be tru! ?B^]
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13 September 2011 THE JURY IS IN! People think I'm funny and original and they want me to have more stuff! Well, the first two parts are true, anyway. Visit www.jimcarreytrulife.com and fill your #jimshapedhole ?;^D
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08 September 2011 #Goodmornoonevening world! Here's a couple of good links for you. ?;^d
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23 November 2011 Yesterday, Jesus Jumped the fence in my backyard and ran across my lawn singing "my father owns this". In my excitement I took three quick shots and tried to piece them together as best i can remember. As you can see from this evidence Jesus has a rather zany side. I think the early bishops deliberately kept that out so people would take his other stuff seriously. ?B^P
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09 November 2011 Undeniable! ?B^>
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23 October 2011 Goodmornoonevening world and welcome to the game of 'Enlightenment' (APPLAUSE) where contestants move on to higher levels of concsiousness by forgiving their worst enemies and themselves! Former champions include Buddah, Jesus, Ghandi and Martin Luther King! The Grand Prize... Nirvana! Here's your first challenge! Can you forgive (drum roll) 'Your hypocritical drug addicted narcisistic parents who ignored or abandoned you and left you feeling unworthy of love?!' Don't worry, in the game of 'Enlightenment' you can take all the time you need but with people like Your Touchy Feely Gym Coach, Bernie Madoff and Osama Bin Laden still on the board, you may have trouble in the later rounds! Good luck. ?8^]
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27 April 2011 Painting my #BOING, in NYC. Oh my, I think I mighta got some on me! {B^â¢>~
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23 September 2011 If you're going to the 'I Heart Music Festival' in Sin City Nevada this weekend, have a blast but remember, "Whatever happens in Vegas can break out on your lip and stay in your bloodstream forever." Bet it all on #Boing! ?B^P
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29 April 2011 Someday soon I'll show you the rest of me. {B^â¢> :
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24 May 2011 #goodmornoonevening world. #BOING to your mothers! ?B^â¢}
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15 November 2011 While asking for a sign from heaven Buster became flustered by the persistance of the kissing fish. What does a sign look like to you? ?B^>
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21 May 2011 Holy crap, we were talkin about the rapture and my date just disappeared n I just dropped 500 big ones for dinner and a play! I'll be damned! Get it?! 8^C
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21 May 2011 If by apocalypse they meant sunny and warm with a high of 73 degrees, then they were right, THIS IS THE END!!! %^O
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05 May 2011 #whatiseerightnow {B^â¢>
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20 May 2011 Got mobbed by kids at lunch yesterday.Food got cold bt my hrt was warm.Many cameras there 2 but a little girl captured me best. ?8^>
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13 June 2011 Back in The Big Slice. Bringin' the #BOING! What the hell am i talkin' about?! Guess I'm all #sexcited to be in NY! ?8^}
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13 September 2011 THE JURY IS IN! People think I'm funny and original and they want me to have more stuff! Well, the first two parts are true, anyway. Visit www.jimcarreytrulife.com and fill your #jimshapedhole ?;^D
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29 June 2011 The Andes! ;^â¢
