ON WHOSAY SINCE: Oct 31, 2011

How is it that tampons are so good at unwrapping themselves as soon as they enter a purse?

2y

Here's my very best Jesus frm Jesus Christ Super! So weird I'm not on Broadway or at leas…

2y

It should be mandatory that at least one of the members on each relay team is a zombie. …

2y

If this guy doesn't leave me alone soon, I'm calling the cops!

2y

Me: Wasn't it so sweet that our dogs got bak in bed with us this morning? My husband: Not…

2y

Refusing to make eye contact. The ultimate Fuck You.

2y
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