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To everyone I saw today: why did u all assume that wearing my blouse inside out was a cho…

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I wish I had a dime for how many sentences I start with "I can't remember" if/when/why/wh…

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Haiku: Repairman hours late So ready to kill myself Better yet k…

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I love Rooney & Kate Mara but imagine Thanksgiving at their house: 2 oz of turkey for 1…

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Wanna feel young? Go see Way Way Back. We're the only ones without melanoma band-aids on …

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How sad is my life that I thought of the perfect title for my book & it's "Afternoon Napp…

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