July 17, 2012This is exactly what you think it is. Or maybe it's not. It's a My Little Pony Sex Doll. Of course. It's made for these dudes who call themselves Bronies (Bros + Ponies, get it?) and they're grown men who adore My Little Pony and its characters, sometimes platonically, and sometimes... uh, not. I had never heard of the Bronies until listening to Howard Stern yesterday, who did a report on the recent Bronycon with over 4000 attendees. I'm pretty stoked because I thought I knew about every weird fetish out there, but obviously not. Also, everything has started coming together for me. Tara Strong, the voice of Juliet Starling in Lollipop Chainsaw, was also the voice of Twilight Sparkle in My Little Pony. Recently, I saw a thirty year old, six foot four man wearing a Pony t-shirt FAINT when he met her at a signing. I now realize he was a BRONY! I also get a lot of My Little Pony/Lollipop Chainsaw crossover art, much of it sexy in content. I HAVE BEEN ALIGNED WITH THE BRONIES ALL ALONG AND DIDN'T KNOW IT!