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May 22, 2012
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Happy Birthday to my brother from a furry mother, my best…
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May 21, 2012
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Last night we played the party game Mafia, and at one poi…
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May 17, 2012
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Some of you have asked for another photo of my foster cat…
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May 14, 2012
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A mad scientist turned Nicki Minaj's ass into a dude:
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May 11, 2012
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10 Reasons to Ban Gay Marriage.
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May 10, 2012
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TIME wants you to collect all the variant covers.
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May 10, 2012
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May 10, 2012
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May 10, 2012
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Read the fine print. "The APR for a typical loan of $5000…
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May 6, 2012
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Trash NYC.
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May 6, 2012
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Sunday kinda-morning my hotel room NYC.
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April 30, 2012
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WE WERE SO SAD: with @nerdist @SethGreen & @steviesparkle…
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April 29, 2012
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April 27, 2012
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New animal I've been fostering. Hypothermal worm. Loves t…
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April 26, 2012
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Percentage of time I spend watching TV where the cat sits…
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April 23, 2012
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This weekend: 1) Swatted dog 18 times 2) Swatted the dude…
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April 22, 2012
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My watch is always right.
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April 21, 2012
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Here's the cat caught in the act of her pen-stealing-and-…
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April 21, 2012
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My neighbor wants me to adopt this dog. I'm not sure as i…
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April 19, 2012
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I was so disappointed when she walked out from behind the…
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April 14, 2012
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Altho she's not the stereotypical ideal of beauty, nothin…
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April 11, 2012
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April 9, 2012
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April 8, 2012
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The Easter Bunny loves children... especially when their …
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April 5, 2012
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April 4, 2012
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Maybe I've been taking Game of Thrones too seriously.
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April 3, 2012
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April 2, 2012
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April 1, 2012
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Baby Aardvark born Monday at Busch Gardens in Florida:
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March 31, 2012
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Also happy I'm home (but not nearly as good at posing for…
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March 31, 2012
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Someone's happy I'm home. And I'm happy that this time sh…
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March 30, 2012
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Waiting for my car to be washed at this place:
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March 29, 2012
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Penn & Teller blew my mind last nite- beautiful, intellig…
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March 27, 2012
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MY co-star from this weekend. We had one of those on-set …
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March 25, 2012
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No one understands how truly difficult making movies is.
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March 24, 2012
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Let's get together this weekend and play some otterball.
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March 23, 2012
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TRUTH.
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March 23, 2012
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This animal was in my backyard eating the persimmons that…
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March 22, 2012
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Another baby platypus pic to chill me out. PS The plural …
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March 22, 2012
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Baby platypuses - my favorite animal. Platypuses are utt…
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March 22, 2012
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March 21, 2012
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I'm getting really good at yoga.
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March 20, 2012
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Despite Lucky's outrageous disability, he still seems to …
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March 19, 2012
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Total, complete mystery! How the hell did the cat get in …
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March 19, 2012
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Dude, don't sneak up on me like that. You're lucky I didn…
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March 16, 2012
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Kinect makes you all look like idiots. With @Yarvo @Offic…
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March 16, 2012
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This is a trick I call UPSIDE-DOWN FLATFACE and it has he…
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March 15, 2012
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My car, just hanging out, being loved on by Jesus n God.
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March 14, 2012
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Need a new word for awesome that means more awesome than …
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March 14, 2012
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ALL OF THIS BELONGS TO ME TO DO WITH AS I WILL BUT I WILL…
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March 14, 2012
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Awesomocity: Star Wars Walkers Humping by Kristina Bowers…
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March 13, 2012
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I never knew a painting could turn me on so much until I …
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March 12, 2012
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World's biggest insect - a weta - eating a delicious carr…
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March 11, 2012
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So I took Emily in for her procedure yesterday - to get s…
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March 10, 2012
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Okay, uh, WOW.
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March 9, 2012
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So the saga of Emily Monster, my stray cat, continues... …
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March 4, 2012
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Emily is totally Batman to my Commissioner Gordon. I'll b…
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March 4, 2012
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Japanese covers for my forthcoming videogame with Suda 51…
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March 3, 2012
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My new car. Oh, man, it's fun.
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February 28, 2012
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In the two weeks I've had Emily, I've learned a lot about…
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February 25, 2012
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1st my stray cat, now I find this behind the bushes near …
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February 23, 2012
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The photo after this one has an eyeball attached to each …
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February 22, 2012
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Shut down the cuteness, dude.
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February 21, 2012
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We were on Space Mountain and it was shut down!!!! Photo …
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February 21, 2012
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Here's where I be
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February 21, 2012
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Dude, that's my water!!
Emily Monster at breakfast (a f…
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February 21, 2012
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Anatomically correct Kewpie Doll sculpture 22" high by Ja…
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February 20, 2012
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I acted in Michael Rooker's directorial debut, Pennhurst,…
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February 19, 2012
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Last night was awesome! Here's me, @sethgreen, @ClareGran…
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February 18, 2012
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Monster Truck Jam!
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February 18, 2012
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For those of you getting sick of my stray kitty photos, h…
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February 17, 2012
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I just got back from the vet. The stray cat I let into my…
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February 17, 2012
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At the vet. Someone's pissed.
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February 16, 2012
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Update on my stray: So she seemed to settle in last night…
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February 15, 2012
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After many days in the cold and rain she found a place of…
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February 15, 2012
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This little girl has been crying outside my house for the…
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February 10, 2012
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I suddenly want a handjob.
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February 6, 2012
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Real life Bert.
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February 3, 2012
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Found: Velociraptor.
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February 3, 2012
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At the creepy Bottle Village.
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February 3, 2012
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My new niece is kinda fucked-up looking.
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February 2, 2012
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Nathan Fillion just left a bull testicle packed in ice on…
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January 30, 2012
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It's windy.
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January 27, 2012
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My most recent Click Mort sculpture. I now have more Clic…
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January 27, 2012
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Hey Germans - SUPER is now out on Blu-Ray & DVD with tons…
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January 26, 2012
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Thanks a heap, Jimmy Urine for acting like a jackoff & ru…
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January 26, 2012
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Politically Incorrect Guide to a Career in Film.
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January 21, 2012
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My backyard now after a morning rain.
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January 20, 2012
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Huge ass jellyfish - whoa!
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January 20, 2012
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Butthead in real life (just as creepy).
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January 20, 2012
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Beavis is real life.
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January 19, 2012
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Another one of me and Jodie Sweetin from her 30th birthda…
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January 18, 2012
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I wore a special shirt to my awesome pal Jodie Sweetin's …
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January 18, 2012
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This is Griffin Newman. He is so cute that my eyes are bl…
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January 16, 2012
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Me and my new best friend.
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January 16, 2012
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More Lollipop Chainsaw...
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January 13, 2012
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I love this so much. Art by Hsiao Ron Cheng.
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January 13, 2012
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From last night Masters of Horror dinner, with my old pal…
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January 11, 2012
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Dude, I'm not sure, but I think you have a bee on your ey…
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January 4, 2012
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And here's the Mona Lisa by Sagaki Keita.
