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That feeling when you're psyched to open a Valentine's card, but it ends up being from yo…

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Day 4 of the shutdown: Planes fall from the sky. Dogs walk humans. Vin Diesel struggles t…

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Twitter is a good use of your time and will lead to lots of interesting opportunities.

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If you're enjoying this day off from work, please take a moment to thank all of our super…

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The oldest woman in the world died last night at 116. Congratulations to the new oldest …

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“Make me look plum again.” -prune to plastic surgeon

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