I want a pumpkin pie. Lay around like Caligula with my balls out.
@billmaher @RealAlexJones @SarahKSilverman @HowardStern @GarryShandling My family is Sunni. We also have @rickygervais stuff. #JustSayin
You must never abuse a lobster
@jontaffer You're the most entertaining person on any reality program. Your rage is hysterical. I root against the bar during stress tests.