- 18 May 2012 Can't deal with negativity anymore. From now on, will only eat a 'happy' tomato.
- 16 May 2012 Was at Columbia University's graduation. The parents are well read.
- 12 May 2012 My Uncle Jonah in Florida showing me he's still got the touch.
Other Posts
- 12 May 2012 Met this Gent last night who showed me his ID to prove we have the same last name.
- 09 May 2012 My brother @JohnStamos with The Beach Boys at Beacon Theatre tonite. Especially liked the guy's ears in front of me.
- 09 May 2012 Just bought my girlfriend this new necklace.
- 05 May 2012 They started out so sweetly but it just couldn't have ended well.
- 04 May 2012 It was too late by the time I was able to get through to my mom, that her turtle cookies shouldn't be made of turtles.
- 29 April 2012 I must be tired from traveling. Just thought this guy at the airport winked at me.
- 28 April 2012 Best trash can recycling area ever.
- 28 April 2012 Lotsa people on the block layin' pipe this weekend.
- 24 April 2012 Had my mom over for dinner last night and made her the healthiest thing I could to keep her cholesterol in check–
- 21 April 2012 Happy 40th @TheComedyStore and Mitzi. If your halls could talk...
- 18 April 2012 Man, can pelicans poop.
- 18 April 2012 This golf course sucks.
- 09 May 2012 Just bought my girlfriend this new necklace.
- 16 March 2012 I don't know how I feel about what my decorator's done with my basement.
- 18 May 2012 Can't deal with negativity anymore. From now on, will only eat a 'happy' tomato.
Other Posts
- 14 April 2012 It all started when his wife told him to sleep on the couch...
- 02 April 2012 I heart my swordfish.
- 09 December 2011 I have this sign outside my bedroom.
- 22 January 2012 Had fun at The Port Theatre last night in Nanaimo. Thanks to all, especially the two girls in the fourth row.
- 17 October 2011 Thinking of starting a nonprofit organization for squirrels who over exceed their nut intake.
- 25 January 2012 In my haircutter's chair again and this is next to me. If he picks it up I'm outta here.
- 05 May 2012 They started out so sweetly but it just couldn't have ended well.
- 04 December 2011 Not sure if this is intended to be preventative or instructional.
- 09 May 2012 My brother @JohnStamos with The Beach Boys at Beacon Theatre tonite. Especially liked the guy's ears in front of me.
- 29 March 2012 Seems like this kids swing may be too close to the street.
- 18 April 2012 This golf course sucks.
- 10 February 2012 These are the shittiest guitar picks I've ever had.





