ON WHOSAY SINCE: Oct 19, 2011

Want to know who your real friends are? Ask one to bring you a pizza. If they don't, they…

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I ignore Friend Requests in real life.

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Santa has a soot fetish.

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No one is more accomplished than an ugly pregnant chick.

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I bet it sucked for Jesus to have his birthday the same day as Christmas.

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Premature ejaculation would save me so much time while I masturbating.

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