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Don't forget to wish your dad a Happy Mother's Day as well, because she's a dirty job and…

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Want to know who your real friends are? Ask one to bring you a pizza. If they don't, they…

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I like my girlfriend to be on top during sex. How else am I going to get my balls farted …

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When a girl told me she wanted to be "friends", I'd cup a fart in my hand and shove it in…

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All women are beautiful. Except the ugly ones.

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A barbed wire fence tells me I should stay away from that area. A barbed wire arm band sa…

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