ON WHOSAY SINCE: Oct 19, 2011

Don't forget to wish your dad a Happy Mother's Day as well, because she's a dirty job and…

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Some people look for a means to an end. I'm just looking for a mean rear end.

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I'm %100 sure I'm wrong.

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I bet the dude that invented toast just burnt the bread and didn't want to tell anyone.

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A wife is like a box of chocolates; finger them all until you find one you like.

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Pepsi tastes better than Coca-Cola when you're using the can as a weed pipe.

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