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Headlining @ParlorLive in Seattle next weekend. Thur - Sun. Come to it. …

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I think black people might think they are actually chocolate flavored.

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I like Bill Clinton better when he had a full-size head.

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If you're in entertainment and your twitter handle has an underscore in it, you should qu…

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Most of the work you do as a comedian is just in your head.

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Watch Dave's last shows! He's done in one week. He is a comedy legend & one of the best i…

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