Hercules Showdown: Kellan Lutz vs. the Storm

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Who would win in a battle between Hercules (the storm) and Hercules (as played by Kellan Lutz)?

Jan 3, 2014 | 02:25 PM

While Hercules continues to wreak havoc across the Northeast, we can’t help but think of how the real Hercules would handle this snowstorm (as “real” as a mythological Greek demigod can be, anyway).

With Kellan Lutz’s “The Legend of Hercules” set to premiere in a week, we’ve taken this opportunity to pit one Hercules (the storm) against the other (Kellan Lutz) in an epic battle of sleet and snow against rippling muscles and strategically placed loincloths. Who will win? Scroll down to find out.


Round 1: Withstanding the Elements

Although it pains us to admit it, shirtless Hercules (Kellan Lutz) doesn’t stand a chance against the subzero temperatures of Hercules the snowstorm.

Point: Hercules the Storm


Round 2: With the Ladies

While Hercules the storm has women (and men) bundling up to stay warm, Hercules (Kellan Lutz) is romancing the pants off of ‘em, namely Hebe (as played by the stunning Gaia Weiss).

Point: Hercules (Kellan Lutz)


Round 3: In Battle

This is totally a tough call, but let’s be real—although Hercules (Kellan Lutz) can take on only a few men at a time, Hercules the storm has inconvenienced and endangered over 100 million people in the Midwest and Northeast combined.

Point: Hercules the Storm



Round 4: Sheer Toughness

Does this really need an explanation?

Point: Hercules (Kellan Lutz)

Round 5: Tiebreaker

Forget everything we said in Round One. Game over.

Hercules (Kellan Lutz) takes the win.

 

Opening in theaters on January 10, “The Legend of Hercules” also stars Gaia Weiss, Scott Adkins, Liam Garrigan and Liam McIntyre.

 

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