13 Crazy Life Lessons From "Chrisley Knows Best"

Patriarch of Perfection

Never underestimate the educational power of reality television.

Mar 10, 2014 | 01:28 PM

Meet Todd Chrisley—a self-made real estate multi-millionaire who also happens to have a lifelong dream of starting his own fashion empire. You better believe that Todd keeps his picture-perfect Southern family in line. If you're looking for guidance, look no further: Todd will set you straight.

The new USA Network reality series "Chrisley Knows Best" follows Atlanta-based Todd Chrisley, his wife Julie, and their five children Savannah, Chase, Lindsie, Kyle, and Grayson. The series will premiere with two back-to-back episodes on March 11 at 10 p.m. EST. (To watch the first episode, click here). In the meantime, scroll down for 13 crazy (and unexpected) life lessons from the Chrisley clan.  


1. Some of us are "beyond couch time"


2. Thou shalt not drink soda...even on the weekend 


3. "Crazy runs deep!" 


4. You don't need dating rules...if you're not going to be dating  


5. "He who has the gold" makes the rules


6. Beauty fades, but stupid is forever


7. Sometimes, you have to "risk it to get the biscuit" 


8. "If the car is perfect, you just get in and drive"  


9. Better to have class than... 


10. "We don't do tofu" 


11. Don't act like you're Larry Flint


12. Cute can be deceiving  


13. Kids are like ninjas  

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