With my favorite beards at the Acropolis. @JepDuckman @williebosshog #USOmoments
Managed to make stove top popcorn all by myself without burning the house down. Baby steps, Alison. Baby steps.
My family broke the sink this Thanksgiving. What did your family accomplish?
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! My brother is wearing turkey pants. #america
Whiskey root beer float? Yes please.